QUEEN HELENE’S CHOLESTEROL

It’s a title from a book chapter (Running with Scissors), and currently the one that gives me so much curiousity. The title caught my attention in a swish of a page because of the word cholesterol, which to your less needed information, I lack. 

Here’s a real Queen Helene’s Cholesterol. Yes guys, it’s a hair product.

If you haven’t read the book yet, I’m going to give you a little spoiler:

This is what Neil used as an anal lube when he had anal sex with Augusten, because they’re both men. 

Pretty much exciting, right.